Last weekend I went to see Rogue One, the latest in the Star Wars franchise. Didn’t do much for me. I tend to be unimpressed with special effects, explosions, crashes, and such. Even grotesque space creatures, though such conceptions can be interesting.
Special effects, at best, are cool the first time; the next time they are old hat, ho hum. We’ve seen the x-wing fighters, the death star, various blasters, the cumbersome awkward white plastic suited faceless and feckless empire flunkies, the goofy and vulnerable AT-AT, the light saber. The shield gate was a cool concept (Forgive me if it was not new; I haven’t seen all the movies). The blind guy walking calmly through a firefight, chanting “I am one with the force. The force is with me,” was second hand goods. In the great 1970s film “Little Big Man”, the blind old chief walked slowly upright and unharmed through a vicious attack on an unsuspecting native American encampment by the US cavalry.
It must be difficult making a movie with any originality, so many have already been made. The best you can do is take and old story--and aren't’ they all old stories?--and tell it better than ever before. It reminds me of modern music, which has become so non-melodic, because so many melodies have already been written. Or maybe ‘discovered’ would be a better word. With a limited number of notes and rhythms, the number of possible melodies is not infinite. You can’t write, “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” again.
Back to Rogue One, I assume that most of the characters were new, and since they died, it’s one and done for them. Character development was lacking. They came across as a set of one dimensional action characters, like plastic G I Joes to be knocked over and left behind. People who know me know that I’m a soft touch for the emotional moment. I’ll cry at a good commercial. A well crafted movie can leave me dehydrated. This film did nothing. Nada. A planet destroyed, a couple who found love killed, big deal. It just never managed to touch an emotional button for me. I’ll admit that I’m inclined to be critical of anything that gets too popular. This film made it easy for me.